Make way for the pain train, or should I say, the pain relief train. This shit looks orange and blue like some of my favorite candies and will have you melting away in a similar fashion if you smoke too much. A top shelf cut of an extravagantly exotic strain, this #1 batch will have you picking your jaw off the floor after you open the bag. Stunning shades of purple and blue, with light green buds and flaming red hairs that are peeking out from every which way on this magnificent specimen. The nose on it is something spectacularly unique, a charming swirl of candied grapes, sharp and pungent cognac that’s been mixed with 91 supreme and topped off with that funk that you can only get from a freshly popped bottle of Dom Perignon. I would be flat out lying to you if I said you didn’t get this breathtakingly funky grape jelly with sharp and spicy fuel and a dark cacao finish on the exhale.
The name is almost spot on with this strain, giving you an almost eerie buzzing sensation in your cranium. A feeling like your essence is being collected in your temple and ready to be redistributed as you deem fit. Bursts of bright radiant energy flow through you as negative thoughts and bad vibrations are shunned and a calm feeling of euphoric bliss washes over you. Leaves you almost glued to your seat, with an increasingly louder inner voice that keeps asking you how much nicer it would be if you were laying down. Perfect for immense and deeply mood improving relaxation in a couch-locked state. Tapers off after a few hours into relative sedation, I only say this because it is so sedative already in nature that you might be heavy before the sleepiness kicks in.