60/40 Indica Dominant
This batch of Scoops is loud in every aspect, looks, terpenes and potency. With jaw dropping visuals right out of the bag, sticky and dense purple, green, and blue buds with popping orange hairs that make you want to throw the entire bud in your mouth and just start chewing. The bag oozes this creamy champagne and white wine with an acetone undertone that penetrates the sweetness with this acrid bitterness that really completes this exquisite profile. The buds break up to expose more of those complex and divine terpenes and be warned, this shit is sticky as hell and will test your grinder’s mettle (and metal). Burns delightfully and the flavor profile translates well into the smoke, with funky champagne on the inhale and a sweet hashish on the exhale that’s so refreshingly foreign.
The effects start almost immediately, emanating from your temple and expanding towards your core, rebounding and reverberating along every limb and rib. Truly feels vibratory, almost has you shaking with euphoria as the intoxicating elevation hits. Spikes of good vibrations erupt all around your very being as all negative feelings and thoughts are quickly pushed out by a sudden rush of “holy shit I’m so ripped” and all feelings of anxiety, depression, and sadness are eliminated. There are multiple layers to the medicinal effects. It had me taking a power nap not because I was tired, but because of how overpowering the high was. I woke up 45 minutes later feeling refreshed and still floating from the initial tester blunt and rimmer bowl. My entire body was feeling loose and after a good stretch, I was feeling good as new. Activated the social and creative sections of my brain that had me buzzing for interesting topics and good conversation. Not a wired, geeked feeling, but rather floating on a cloud and intoxicated by the euphoria. A fucking treasure.